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Fri, 25 Nov 2005

Buy Nothing Day

Hey, chirren, don't forget that today is Buy Nothing Day. Sit back, relax, watch a game, play some cards, read a book, whatever. Just buy no useless consumer crap that you don't need and won't care about three days from now. You'll feel great and your sleep will be untroubled tonight.

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Tue, 22 Nov 2005

Hang On... For The Ride Of Your Life...

I used to engineer & produce commercials for a living, and the work entailed the use of many talented voice-over people. They are a brilliant, generally super-intelligent, extremely cynical and black-humored species. Fun to be around, fun to work with.

So what happens if you get the five most in-demand national V.O. talents into one car together?

This. (Quicktime)

I haven't laughed out loud at something on the computer in a long, long time. Go take a look. A true masterpiece, on several levels.

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When People Of Faith Speak The Truth

Much respect to Rabbi Eric Yoffie, president of the Union for Reform Judaism (the largest Jewish organization in America), who had this to say to the Radical Christian Clerics:

We are particularly offended by the suggestion that the opposite of the Religious Right is the voice of atheism. We are appalled when "people of faith" is used in such a way that it excludes us, as well as most Jews, Catholics, and Muslims. What could be more bigoted than to claim that you have a monopoly on God and that anyone who disagrees with you is not a person of faith?

So we ask our neighbors on the Religious Right to take note: We are religious Jews, gathered in Houston to study, pray, and commit ourselves to God. And yes, we are generally liberal in our politics. But our liberalism flows directly from our religious commitments.

And we worry that you don't understand what this means, or what it means for anyone to be a liberal religious believer.

What it means is this: that we bring a measure of humility to our religious belief. We study religious texts day and night, but we have no direct lines to heaven and we aren't always sure that we know God's will.

It means believing that religion involves concern for the poor and the needy, and giving a fair shake to all. When people talk about God and yet ignore justice, it just feels downright wrong to us. When they cloak themselves in religion and forget mercy, it strikes us as blasphemy.

It means that "family values" require providing health care to every child and that God cares about the 12 million children without health insurance. It means valuing a child with diabetes over a frozen embryo in a fertility clinic, and seeing the teaching of science as a primary social good.

And it means reserving the right for each person to prayerfully make decisions for herself about when she dies.

It also means believing in legal protection for gay couples. We understand those who believe that the Bible opposes gay marriage, even though we read that text in a very different way. But we cannot understand why any two people who make a lifelong commitment to each other should be denied legal guarantees that protect them and their children and benefit the broader society. We cannot forget that when Hitler came to power in 1933, one of the first things that he did was ban gay organizations. And today, we cannot feel anything but rage when we hear about gay men and women, some on the front lines, being hounded out of our armed services. Yes, we can disagree about gay marriage. But there is no excuse for hateful rhetoric that fuels the hellfires of anti-gay bigotry.

The pendulum swings slowly sometimes, but it swings just the same. Sane people are finding their voices again. The sun is setting on this particular historic episode of "conservative" insanity.

Yes, there will be more episodes of "conservative" primacy in the future. Human stupidity and greed are the only truly non-exhaustible resources that we have. But we're beginning to chase the cockroaches back into the darkness where they belong. Many will end up in jail, many others without a reputation and a voice. It will be a delight to watch this process unfold.

I, for one, am hopeful that we may be seeing the dawning of a new period of tolerance, and balance, and compassion and responsibility.

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Thu, 17 Nov 2005

Doing It Right

Just discovered Perrspectives, and I recommend it highly. I'm especially impressed by their "Resource Center." Go poke around. You can learn an enormous amount of information about the issues of our times.

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Tue, 15 Nov 2005

Ahhhhhhhhhh....

The first real cold front of the season is blowing in. Big gusts of arctic-fresh wind, temperature dropping by 20 degrees immediately.

My absolute favorite day of every year. Happy, happy.

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Mon, 14 Nov 2005

Give The World Answers

Finally. A coherent, concise and ultimately devastating interrogatory from an unimpeachable source. This is not race baiting; not religious chest-beating; not hatred. And it is long overdue.

Five questions non-Muslims would like answered.

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Oh, By The Way...

...it WAS about the oil.

I'm Shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

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Sat, 12 Nov 2005

Blink.... Blink.... Blink....

What a moron. The pResident comes out with "tough words" on Veterans Day. He sounded like a bleating, lost goat on the eve of the first cold front out in the hill country. The speech was filled with so many half-truths and outright lies that my bullshit meter pegged in the first sentence and went dead in the second paragraph. Should've had the foresight to recalibrate the effen thing. Damned near had an aneurysm.

Sigh. Tell you what. Do some research and go read it. I can't waste my time with this coloring book crap right now. But let's just comment upon the money quote, that "more than 100 Democrats in the House and the Senate, who had access to the same intelligence, voted to support removing Saddam Hussein from power."

No, Shrub, you insufferable, lying, incompetent horses ass of a fool. They did not have access to the "same intelligence." They had access to your cherry-picked, forged intelligence. And they voted, after you paraded every neocon sycophant down to the junior undersecretary of the interior out to say that "war was the absolute last resort," to give you authority to use military action to destroy Saddam Hussein's WMD stockpiles, as a part of a world-wide, broad-based and UN-sponsored coalition, as a LAST RESORT, if it was determined by UN weapons inspectors that Iraq harbored weapons of mass destruction. And you and your cabal of oil-soaked power-crazed capitalist neocon sandbox playmates went to war before the UN report was filed. A report that clearly and definitively stated that there were no WMD's.

There is nothing left to do with this idiot but point and laugh. His political engine no longer works using Iraqi blood as fuel, and there ain't any other fuel available. What a stupid, evil, incompetent little man.

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Fri, 11 Nov 2005

Happy Veterans Day

From Kos:
Republicans Voted Against Veterans' Health Care FIVE TIMES This Year, Despite Warnings of Budget Shortfall.

Before the Department of Veterans Affairs announced a $1 billion budget shortfall earlier this year, Senate Republicans voted twice against $1.98 billion for veterans' health care, while also opposing a proposal to increase veterans' health care funding by $2.8 billion.

And last month, Republicans said "no" to keeping veterans' health care funding in line with inflation and population growth. These votes all came despite at least five warnings from Sen. Patty Murray that the proposed federal funding for veterans' programs would not be enough to cover costs. [Vote #89, 4/12/05; Vote #90, 4/12/05; Vote #55, 3/16/05; Vote #251, 10/5/05; CQ Today, 10/5/05; U.S. Senate Committee on Veterans Affairs Press Release, 6/23/05; Office of Sen. Patty Murray; Tacoma News Tribune, 6/29/05]

Look for a lot of Republican photo-ops with veterans on the evening news tonight. That's what Republicans like about veterans.

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Thu, 10 Nov 2005

Can You Hear Me Now?

BUSH ADMINISTRATION BREAKS RECORD

Administration Borrows more from Foreign Nations than Previous 42 Presidents Combined

President George W. Bush and the current administration have now borrowed more money from foreign governments and banks than the previous 42 U.S. presidents combined.

Throughout the first 224 years (1776-2000) of our nation's history, 42 U.S. presidents borrowed a combined $1.01 trillion from foreign governments and financial institutions according to the U.S. Treasury Department. In the past four years alone (2001-2005), the Bush Administration has borrowed a staggering $1.05 trillion.

How can so many otherwise intelligent people be so utterly stupid for so long? George Bush is, quite literally, destroying our nation. How could anyone have supported him in the first place?

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Tue, 08 Nov 2005

On Religion (And Lack Thereof)

I am a person who has a sense that we are a part of a larger whole; i.e. not an atheist. I am a person who does not subscribe to the belief that we are physical beings who occasionally have a spiritual experience; on the contrary, I believe that we are spiritual beings who occasionally choose to have a physical experience.

And I am a person who believes that organized religion, with its dogmas, myths, fear-monging, judgments and hatred, is one of the primary reasons that we as a species may be well on our way to extinction.

But. I also don't proselytize my viewpoint, and I defend your right to have yours, as long as it does not interfere with mine or anyone else's. May the deity of your choice bless you abundantly. I wish you Peace.

With this in mind, I invite you to listen to Julia Sweeney's beautiful and funny and moving account of her loss of faith, broadcast on This American Life. I don't share her conclusions; mine are different. But this is one of those once in a lifetime, profoundly human documents that just sparkle with the best of who and what we are.

Quicktime stream of her segment available; click the icon:

Or download a full program torrent here. (Julia's segment begins at 30:15.)

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I Take It Back -- Again

I was livid one year ago. And then I decided that maybe my anger was misplaced. Well, I was wrong. You can pull the strikeouts from that post.

Read This:

Sen. John Kerry, the Democratic presidential candidate in 2004, has told acquaintances over the past year that he suspects that the election was stolen, but that he didn't challenge the official results because he lacked hard proof and anticipated a firestorm of criticism if he pressed the point.

Can we not find one strong person, capable of speaking the truth, to represent the people of this country? Anyone? ANYONE??

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Game On, Gloves Off

I am no fan of the New York Times; I think that they've taken the gold standard of journalism and turned it into an incompetent rag more akin to "The Forbes/National Inquirer Lite" in the last five years or so. But it does remain an influential paper, still riding the vestigial coat tails of its previous greatness. So when they release an op-ed that opens like this, I tend to take notice:

After President Bush's disastrous visit to Latin America, it's unnerving to realize that his presidency still has more than three years to run. An administration with no agenda and no competence would be hard enough to live with on the domestic front. But the rest of the world simply can't afford an American government this bad for that long.

Point!

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Fri, 04 Nov 2005

Rove vs. Weighed

Was just reading my daily dose of the always interesting Marshall Wittman blog; today is a good read, but here's my take.

They may be right. But my gut tells me that the Republican party won't be able to get a dogcatcher elected for at least a couple of election cycles after this has played out. We're not even to the seventh inning stretch of this scandal series. Hell, we're in the third inning. Slate's Weisberg makes some interesting points, but I think that he's being a bit over-optimistic.

To my mind, there's another calculus at work here: Rove doesn't have the toolset for this situation. He is an expert at demolition, not a general contractor. Combined with the nascent attention of the American People to his techniques -- the lies, the smears, the Orwellian double-speak, the staged photo-ops, the crab-walks, the bait & switches, the cherry-picking, the absurd sloganeering and triumphalism -- well, this is going to be a very rough ride. Bush doesn't look "manly" talking to troops/old folks/cameras these days; he looks like the silly and small and incompetent little trust fund frat rat that he is. They don't like those kind of people in Peoria.

If McCain wants to be the reformer-in-chief, he'd be well advised to quit the Republican party, asap. The alternative for him would seem to be -- to my eye, anyway -- the political equivalent of chief engineer on the Titanic. Sure, he can get the nomination -- it's his turn, for real -- but nomination for what? Historical laughingstock? The new Alf Landon? The party's *current* negatives are almost as bad as POTUS, and they will not be getting any good news, at all, for quite a long time. Maybe they'll be able to push through a resolution saying that "rainbows are pretty" between now and the election next year. Maybe.

Rove's Seventh Circle of Hell has arrived: an engaged alert electorate, increasingly on to him, exactly when his horse goes lame. And the party that has been so obsequious to his every outrage for five years, dutifully mouthing every talking point, is effectively welded to POTUS now. Hell, we can run a successful opposition campaign based solely on "Meet the Press" video clips at this point. And that, sadly, includes McCain's. Rove is what we in the geekery business call a "single point of failure", e.g. the one place that can take the whole operation off line. And as far as I can tell, there's never been a plan "b." Additionally, and happily, Reid and the Dems are actually growing some testicles, right on time. Strange, but welcome nonetheless.

Napoleon Bonaparte had some good advice that Rove somehow managed to miss: "You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war."

It's becoming a marvelous time to be an intelligent, proudly progressive, fiscally conservative and socially moderate liberal. But we have more than a few of those already available, and the line forms to the rear.

Tell you what. The Republicans can have the dogcatcher positions; I wouldn't want to be totally unreasonable. To paraphrase and extend my wise friend Mary: "Vote for Democratic politicians, Libertarian judges, and Republican tax assessors."

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It's A Big Ad

The coolest, funniest, most self-referential beer ad in the history of the art. For Carlton Draught, from down under. Quicktime here.

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Tomlinson Is Out

From the Post:

Kenneth Y. Tomlinson, who sparked controversy by asserting that programs carried by public broadcasters have a liberal bias, resigned yesterday from the board of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting a day after the agency's inspector general delivered a report apparently critical of his leadership.

Tomlinson, a staunch conservative who was CPB's chairman until September, brought unprecedented attention to his agency by publicly criticizing the alleged political favoritism of news programs, primarily those carried by the Public Broadcasting Service. CPB wields great influence over public radio and TV stations through its distribution of about $400 million in federal funding each year.

I know that this isn't on everyone's radar screen, but it's exceedingly good news. And there's no political power available to shoehorn another ideological hack to fill the position. You can take NPR off of the endangered species list for now.

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Genuinely Nixonian

37% approval and falling. Great graphic here.

Something that I don't see anyone saying: this is going to be very hard to for Bush/Rove to pull out of. The American people sometimes are slow to comprehend, but when they do, they stay. They now see the dirty tricks, the stupid photo ops, the Orwellian doublespeak (e.g.,. "Clear Skies Initiative", "Healthy Forests Initiative") and the genuine ineptitude of Clown In Chief. Rove has no toolbox to deal with this; he only knows how to destroy. All of his tactics are beginning to produce negative results, and I for one am watching gleefully.

A bunch of criminals. Nothing more. And they are destroying the Washington establishment and the Republican party, right on time, as predicted.

Good.

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Wed, 02 Nov 2005

Ah, The Irony

The Carpetbagger pretty much flicks this particular piece of lint off of our shoulders...

I don't want to belabor yesterday's closed session controversy, but there's one part of the Republicans' response that warrants follow-up.

As GOP senators rushed to microphones yesterday, most of them purple with rage, the buzz word was "unprecedented." Harry Reid was closing the Senate without having notified Republicans in advance, which as they explained it, is not the norm.

Republicans condemned the Democrats' maneuver, which marked the first time in more than 25 years that one party had insisted on a closed session without consulting the other party.
True? As far as I can tell, yes. Relevant? I can't see how. As Reid told reporters, "I'm sorry [Frist is] disappointed in my following Senate procedures. It was our way of getting to the bottom of something that was long overdue."

If I understand the point Republicans were trying to make, Reid did something unusual by calling for a closed session without telling his friends on the other side of the aisle first. As they tell it, this undermines trust, strains inter-party relations, and ignores certain traditions that Congress is supposed to respect.

It's more than a little amusing to hear congressional Republicans worrying about such niceties. Which party likes to hold open five-minute votes indefinitely until the get the results they want? Which party prevents the minority from offering amendments to legislation? Which party forbids the minority from participating in conference committees? Which party shuts down committee hearings went they start to become politically inconvenient? Which party decided that the Senate leader of one party could campaign against the Senate leader of the other party for the first time in American political history?

Republicans want to lecture Dems about decorum and polite floor tactics? Are they kidding?

(Italics mine.)

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Huevos

Wow. I might conceivably become a Democrat again. Maybe.

Watch the video.

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